Changes

Ever feel like your entire life just got flipped upside down?  Yeah, that happened last week.  And we're still picking up pieces trying to figure it all out.  It's not that bad.  Really, it's not.  I tend to be overly dramatic.  Let's start at the beginning.

Paul was accepted to a sports physical therapy residency.  YAY!  Dreams come true.  For real.  He would LOVE to work in a sports setting and through his clinicals has realized that a residency is nearly required for any sort of job in a sport setting.  There are other routes, but this seems to be the most direct.  {Says the wife who really just does her best to understand it all but probably has this all wrong. Sorry, PT friends.  You can stop screaming at the screen now!}

The upside down part?  It's in Green Bay.  For a year.  That's 365 days, people.  If you haven't noticed we don't exactly live there.  We don't even live within a distance that would allow him to drive there and back every day.  So, he's moving.  Luckily we've got some great family that has helped to organize some living arrangements so that detail is figured out.

Me?  I'm staying.  In no way possible does it make sense for me to move there.  {Aside from the being with my husband part}.  I don't exactly have a job where I can work from home or just take a year off.  We have EVERY intention of Paul coming back when the residency is done, so the thought of moving for a year and dealing with trying to find a new job {again} makes me want to throw up.  Luckily we've got some pretty sweet family on my end too who have offered to take me in as well.  Yup, I'm moving back in with mom and dad!  I haven't lived at home in nine years.  There's potential that my sister will be back at home too and my brother's still there as well.  This should be interesting.

So, upside down just barely begins to describe it.  In the end this is a fantastic opportunity and if we didn't think it would be worth it we'd never have even considered an application.  I just have huge issues not knowing what's going on and so much right now is left up to time and "what ifs".  I have a first class ticket on the plane to crazy-town trying to figure it all out.  Let's not mention the fact that I don't exactly do well when he leaves for a night, much less an entire year.  I've been a walking-talking emotional disaster the past week or so.  It will get better.  It's just a lot to think about and figure out.

Our Top 10

HAPPY SPRING!  Except not.  Because it's still much below spring temperatures in my book as in "MILLIE!  HURRY UP AND PEE IT'S COLD OUT HERE!" gets said EVERY time I have to take her outside.  But I think {and hope and have all fingers and toes crossed} that all chances of indoor recess due to cold are well behind me.  And THAT, my friends, is news to get excited about!

Speaking of school, and this will be the only mention of it I promise, check out what one of my little friends wrote.  I know that most people are completely unaware of why it's so special, but this kid hates to write, usually has things crossed out instead of erased all over the place, and could care less if things are spelled correctly.  {Or first grade correct at least!}  This child was SO PROUD of their work and it meant so much to me!  Plus it's nice to have a little feel good every so often.  And in case you're confused, they're in 1st grade.  Which is good to know since in November they were still convinced they were in Kindergarten.

Ok, keeping up with the Joneses.  I was thinking our life has been pretty boring lately and not much to keep up with, but I was actually able to come up with a few fun things we've done.  So, here it is.  Our top 10...or however many pictures I actually come up with.  And really not in order of our "top", just in order of what what happened first.

1.  CHRISTMAS JAMMIES!  I think it's become a tradition now that we all get Christmas Jammies.  I know you're jealous.  And don't even think for one minute that those are just for fun.  I wear those on a regular basis.  They're SO WARM!  All was good until I was wearing my shark footies and a politician came to the door to campaign.  Our shades were open so I had to open the door.  In. My. Sharks.  The guy actually laughed at me!  OUT LOUD!  I'm not sure if that means I should or shouldn't vote for him.  New rule:  footie pajamas are only for after dark.

2.  Paul went to the Packer game in below zero temps looking like the Michelin Man's long-lost-Packer-loving-cousin.  No frost bite, just sad fans after a playoff loss.

3.  We had date night at Union South.  The rock climbing wall is SUPER FUN!  And slightly terrifying.  Especially when you realized just how far you've monkey climbed your way up there and aren't confident the rope will keep you from falling to your death.  But, everyone landed safely and we had a lot of fun.

4.  The Children's Museum had adult swim night for Valentine's Day.  It was an awkward mix of Valentine's Day haters there to make voodoo dolls {no joke} and those who had only been dating 2 weeks and weren't afraid to show their affection for each other.  Paul and I fit in neither of those 2 groups!  But, when there's a hamster wheel you have no choice but to have fun!  I've taken classes there for field trips and am always SO JEALOUS of the kids.  Dreams. Come. True.

5.  We had sibling fun day instead of exchanging Christmas presents.  We spent our day at Dave and Buster's where Hope and I both got the bonus on the Frogger game!  1,000 tickets EACH on only our second try!  WOOOOHOOOO!!!  Marshmallow shooter and glasses with windshield wipers here we come!  Somehow Paul withheld the information that had we pooled our tickets together we could have gotten the giant stuffed monkey.  I just can't understand why he didn't tell us that.

6.  Did you know that Nitty Gritty has brunch?!?!  I did not.  HOW did I miss this all of these years???  Yum, yum, yum!  Those mini donuts taste just like the ones at the fair!  {And cost half as much - bonus!}  Had we not been a little pressed for time you had better believe I would have been ordering that $14 Bloody Mary that comes with a cheeseburger on top.  Next time.

7.  Apparently our fat dog now brings her food in the car.  Obviously she has a rough life.  {This was NOT my idea!}

Shoot, that was only 7 and not 10.  Oh well.  Wait!  I found another.

8.  Anyone who knows Paul's grandpa knows how funny this is.  He has 2 TVs permanently installed in his living room.  Paul definitely channeled his inner Grandpa Jim yesterday to make sure he could watch both the Badger basketball and hockey games.  When I asked him what the H*&# he did to the living room he told me, "I made it better."  No.  No you did not.

9.  I've been spring cleaning like a crazy person around here.  Closets are getting organized, showers and floors are getting scrubbed, cars are getting cleaned.  Because I know you could care less about the inside of our closets I'll spare you the before and after pictures.  Just know that no matter what Paul tells you they ARE better than they were before and it was TOTALLY necessary to buy all of those dollar store baskets to put stuff in.  I no longer have things falling on my head when I open the closet doors.  

10.  Spring cleaning is all in preparation for spring break next week.  I want to have some fun over break and not spend the whole time cleaning.  By fun I mean lay on the couch.  Maybe switch it up and stay in bed past 6:00 am.  Spring break means SPRING which means Easter which means JELLY BEANS!!  Yum!

Hey!  We made it to 10!  Oh, and did you notice I changed our blog a bit?  I know it's not that impressive and nowhere near as cool as what {expensive} professionals can do, but for not knowing what the heck I'm doing I'm pretty darn proud of myself.  Have a GREAT week!

11:00 Checkout

Ok, time to wrap up this Hawaiian adventure since we've now been home for over a month and believe it or not, I actually have other things to share!  This may be the longest post I ever write, so stick with me.  I promise the ending is hilarious and totally worth reading all the way through.

Friday.  We went on a snorkeling adventure on a super sweet boat that had a high dive and a water slide!  I did not go off of either of those.  15 ft drop-off into super deep ocean water?  No thanks.  I don't do deep water.  We had a great time floating around and saw some awesome fish swimming around in the coral.  My nervous self demanded that my fish-like husband at the very least take a noodle with him for safety to which he threw an absolute fit about.  Don't worry, I used a noodle AND a kick board to keep myself afloat.  Unfortunately I  got sea sick partway through the trip so spent more time on the boat than I would have liked to, but we still had fun.  There were dolphins swimming near our boat at the dock and alongside us on the way back which were just as fun as the fish we saw!

Friday night was our second attempt at the luau and this time was a success!  Thanks to our first attempt I knew just where to go to get pictures of all of the pre-luau events and didn't have the fight the crowds as much as the people there for the first time.  Bonus!  We had a lot of fun and enjoyed many more Mai Tais.  With rum.

You have no idea how many tries it took to get this picture.  Stupid quickly-setting sun and people who don't know how to operate a camera.

On Saturday we made another trip to the other side of the island for some segue and zip-line fun.  Segues are the most dorky looking form of transportation ever.  But, don't judge until you've ridden on one because they are also one of my favorite forms of transportation.  We ended up being the only people on both tours and had a blast with our tour guides.  We segued through the Botanical Gardens where we saw a bunch of fruit trees we had never even heard of and got to see a few extra trails and waterfalls since we were the only people on the tour.  The guide also let us bring home a bunch of ripe fruit to try!

Those are off-road segues.  Extra cool.

Our initials are carved into that bottom leaf.  The guide said they would last there for 3 or more years!  {Insert corny only-on-your-honeymoon jokes here.}

Our zip-line guides were definitely a little interesting and loving life, but they did say that their lines have to be certified so I just kept telling myself we were safe.  We had so much fun on the course and I can't wait to zip-line again someday!  We even got to try a fruit called ice cream bean that tasted just like vanilla ice cream!

From there we went to the Akaka Falls.  There's a 1 mile loop through the rainforest that walks past a HUGE waterfall.  It was absolutely amazing and I'm so glad we decided to add it to our day.

Sunday was happily titled Bloody Breakfast Day.  We decided to stay local and go out for breakfast, including a Bloody Mary or two.  We walked down the road stopping at the shops and flea market along the way.  Then, the best part.  The Packers played at 11:00 am local time.  NAP TIME!!! For me, not for Paul.  Nothing beats a mid-morning nap with the sound of the ocean in the background.  That afternoon we headed back to the beach we had been told would have turtles and finally had some luck!  We were just about to leave when I heard a kid tell his mom he saw some turtles swimming around and all of a sudden there they were!  We also hung out at the less-crowded beach by our condo for awhile and made an awesome dinner at our condo that night.  By far the best meal we ate the entire time we were there except for the day we had Taco Bell and Jack in the Box.  {We were STARVING.  Don't judge.}

When you're on your honeymoon you have to write your name in the sand, right????

Monday was our last day on the island.  We had plans to do a Moped tour in the morning, then come back to our condo to clean, do some laundry, and shower before returning our car and flying home that night.  We had SO MUCH FUN riding around on our mopeds to the beaches on the tour list.  {They're my other favorite form of transportation.}  We went to a black sand beach where the water was really calm and there were hardly any people at the beach.  It was so relaxing!  We found a place for lunch and were headed back at around 1:30 when we got a call from the person that owns the condo we were renting.  He told us that their checkout time is 11:00.  Obviously we didn't know since it was already 1:30.  The better part?  There was another family coming in after us and their plane had come in early so they were already there.  With all of our not-at-all-cleaned-up stuff.  Oops.

So, we quickly grabbed our things, shoved them in bags as fast as we could, and headed out without a shower and without the clean laundry we wanted for the plane.  Remember, we had been at the beach all morning.  The sandy, sunscreeny, sweaty beach.  Ick.  The cleaning lady offered to let us use the shower at the pool if we wanted to.  You mean that outdoor thing they want you to use to rinse off before you get in the pool?  That's NOT a shower and I am NOT using that!  Luckily we found a {FREE!} aquatic center with locker rooms where we could shower.  So, we bought towels at Wal-Mart, showered, and re-packed our suitcases in the middle of the parking lot.  It was now 2:30 and our car didn't have to be back until 7:00.  Not a problem except our flight wasn't until 10:30 that night!  We were not about to sit around at the world's smallest airport for 8 hours.  We decided to go see Saving Mr. Banks at the move theatre which turned out to be a good plan since it rained that afternoon anyway.  Not exactly the way we planned to end our trip but honestly, I'm so glad we didn't realize we had such an early checkout because we probably wouldn't have gone on the Moped tour and we would have missed out on all of that fun!

We had great flights home and even got upgraded to the exit row which has extra leg room!  {The seats don't recline though so that was kind of a bummer.}  As we were landing in Madison and could feel the plane sliding ALL OVER the runway the people across the isle from us so kindly started talking about the plane that had slid off the runway about a week earlier.  Thank. You. Very. Much.  Meanwhile, I was death gripping Paul's hand and hoping we stopped before we slid into a snowbank.  We thought we were so smart taking a picture of the temperature when we left home.  It turns out it was colder when we got back.  So cold in fact that the jet bride was frozen and we had to be taxied to another gate.  Welcome home!

Cheers to a great vacation!

It's Not That Far

Famous. Last. Words.  We'll get to the "not that far" part in a couple of minutes.  Thursday was one of my favorite days in Hawaii.  We did so much that day and got to do so many things we had never done before and will probably never get to do again.  We started our day at the Pana'ewa Zoo.  The zoo itself was beautiful and we had a lot of fun walking around and avoiding the peacock in the middle of the sidewalk.  At one point it jumped over a ledge and scared me to the point of nearly having a heart attack.  Well played, peacock.

After the zoo we went to Volcano Winery for a wine tasting.  $5 for a wine tasting?  Sign me up!  Unfortunately I'm more of a $5.99 per bottle super sweet wine girl, so I wasn't a fan of many of the types they had, but Paul liked them and we still had fun.  We met a couple there that moved to the island a couple of years ago and told us about a bunch of great places to visit.  Unfortunately they were talking so fast we didn't remember most of them.

Volcano National Park was our next stop.  The park has a bunch of awesome little trails you can hike along to see different views of the volcano.  Since you drive from trail to trail we stuck to the shorter trails {surprise, surprise} so we had more time to see more of the park.  The view of the volcano was amazing and I wish we had taken our other camera with us so we could have taken a panoramic picture of the whole thing.  Lesson learned - don't rely on the expensive camera for all picture taking needs.  One of the trails led to a lava tube.  I'd put this at the top of the list of things we did on our trip.  It was just so cool to see this giant tunnel in the ground created by a bunch of hot lava right in the middle of a rainforest.

It was just a little windy that day - check out that flying hair!

We stopped at a black sand beach in hopes of finding some sea turtles.  Finally, luck!  There were a whole bunch of them just hanging out on the beach!  Another one of my favorites.

Remember the couple we met at the winery?  One of the places they told us about was the green sand beach.  This wasn't even on our radar of places to go, but apparently there are only four in the entire world so we thought the slight detour was worth it.  We had been warned that the 3ish mile hike takes a long time because of the winds and the rough ground.  Paul and I took one look at the couple, decided we were in much better physical shape, and would have no problem reaching the beach in the hour we had to get there and back before the sun set for the night and we were left in the middle of nowhere with no light.  This is where the Famous. Last. Words. part comes in.  

I can't even describe the sandy, hilly, eroded-away mess we were walking through.  {um...jogging...running out of daylight...go faster...this sucks!}  The people at the winery told us that the local people will offer you a ride in their trucks because the pot-holes are too deep to be able to drive a car through.  About 30 minutes in I was demanding we flag someone down for a ride because there was no way we were going to make it before sunset.  I was imagining become a Dateline special about people being lost in the desert.  Every person we kept meeting would give us a sad look and say "It's still really far."  Well, that's encouraging.  

So, we flagged down a stranger.  And rode in their truck.  {Yes, my mom's voice was flying through my head - "Don't talk to strangers.  Don't get IN the stranger's vehicle!  You did WHAT?!?!?  What the HELL were you thinking???"}  Luckily, Alfred was very nice, didn't steal me, and even offered to take our picture!  The green sand beach turned out to be totally worth it since the sand really is green and so different from any other beach I've ever seen.  There was a sign that said stealing the sand is a $500 fine.  Alfred didn't tell us until on the way back that a local person put the sign up and there's actually no fine.  Shoot.

The top of the ridge above the beach.

The picture doesn't really do it justice, but that sand really is green!

Near the green sand beach is the southern-most point in the United States.  South of that?  Antarctica.  Think about how cool THAT is!  It was nearly dark so we took some really quick pictures, and none of ourselves, but it was still pretty amazing.

We just got our pictures back and put into a photo album.  {My scrap-booking mom and mother-in-law are shaming me right now!}  It's been so much fun looking back on our trip and all of the fun times we had!  Can't wait to share more soon!

Toes in the Sand

Time for part 2 of our trip to Hawaii.  I left off on Wednesday - Christmas.  We started our day going to a beach where we had been promised by some people at the pool that we'd see some sea turtles swimming around.  There were 3 things on my to-see list for Hawaii - sea turtles, dolphins, and whales.  I had seen the whale the night before, so had high hopes for the turtles at this beach.  We got there and the waves were HUGE.  We decided it was no big deal.  We started walking into the water and realized the entire area was full of rocks.  No, not rocks.  Freaking boulders.  And those giant waves and the wind were crashing me into them.  I panicked and decided today was not my day to see the turtles and those waves actually were a big deal.  My fearless husband on the other hand tried as hard as he could to {literally - and unsuccessfully} drag me into the water then went swimming on his own.  Not even 5 minutes later the life guard was announcing that there was a high tide warning and the beach was closed.  I KNEW those waves were too big and ferocious!  

So, we headed up the coast to a few other beaches we had found on a moped tour website.  One included a trail to a bunch of petroglyphs - pictures and symbols carved into the rocks.  There were a few at the beginning of the trail and only a few minutes into our 1 mile hike we decided we had seen what we wanted to see at the beginning of the trail and were too lazy to continue on the rest of the way.  Don't judge.  We were on vacation.  The next beach had much calmer waters and the perfect spot for us to relax side by side in our beach chairs.  Me in the shade of the shelter building and Paul right next to me in full sun!  I wish I had taken a picture as I'm sure we looked completely ridiculous.  But, for as much as seeing a sea turtle was on my to-do list for our vacation, so was not becoming completely fried by the sun.

We headed to a luau that night that was a short walk from the condo we were staying at.  It was open bar until 7 and we were determined to take full advantage.  They only let you take 2 drinks at a time so we took turns going to grab drinks.  4 drinks in I was deciding that I REALLY like Mai Tais, but couldn't figure out why Paul's were so much stronger than mine.  When you got the drinks you had to scoop them out of a giant punch-like bowl.  There were 3 bowls and I couldn't figure out why they would make one of those bowls so much stronger than the rest.  I asked Paul about it, he laughed, and told me that after scooping the JUICE into your cup you have to ask the bartender to put the rum in.  Oops.  So, it turns out, I really like Mai Tai juice.

Just as they were about to start serving dinner a giant rainstorm rolled in.  Keep in mind that it doesn't rain often on this side of the island, and December is not "rainy season".  So, this 20 minute downpour caused them to have to cancel our luau.  BUMMER!  Luckily we were refunded our money and were able to reschedule for another night so it worked out.  We headed back to the condo to clean up then drove to go get dinner.  It turns out my rumless Mai Tais were a good thing since one of us was no longer able to drive.

Too happy about the free drinks and that it's raining instead of snowing to be upset about a rainstorm!